Wednesday 25 November 2015

Place Orders For HumQueen Christmas Hampers via Free Delivery!!!

HumQueen Christmas Hampers are available now and delivered free of charge within Abuja and its environs.
We deliver according to specifications, for order placements,more info and enquiries contact us: BBM-  7F40A80F
Or call 09050351551 and 07066814215. Thanks.

Monday 23 November 2015

16 Year Old HIKMA ATANDA IS MISSING...Please help spread the word!!!

HIKMA ATANDA is missing. She is 16years old,
left their house in Kano this morning (21/11/15)
for a lesson in their school and we are yet to see
her.
Kindly include her in your prayers and you
can also help in contacting the necessary
authorities. In case there is any information about
her; Please contact 07032856112 or 08054437155
or the nearest police station.
Attached is her photograph
Thank you.

Ways To Protect Yourself From Being Robbed Through The Window In Nigeria!!!

*I will advise people not to keep phones or
valuables beside windows or on the bed.
* Keep valuables in lockers and ensure they are
tightly closed.
*Buy cheap Nokia phones and keep on the floor
away from the window for emergency controls.
*If possible secure the lower part of your windows
with wire mesh and space about 5cm apart.
*Alternatively, fasten a kinda thick material to the
lower part of the window to block view and easy
access.
*Place empty tins by the windows that will create
a loud noise when they fall down.
* Move your bed far away from the windows.
* Never lay your head by the window, better have
your legs down there.
* Be observant of foot or shoe prints on the floors
around your windows.
*Sleeping under mosquito net, it serves as a
fence.
* Build another curtain wall about 60cm away
from the window and decorate with jingle bells.
(You can easily slide it open in the morning).
*Be vigilant when you wake up to urinate.
*Always keep a torch beside your bed.
*Have safety discussions with your family and
plan your safety together
*Have the police or vigilante distress numbers on
a chart by the corridor or entrance.
*Ensure the dogs are let out and unchained
* Lubricate all door hinges and rotating electronic
devices to avoid confusing noise.
* Don't sleep with earplugs, earphones or
headphones on.
* Try to discuss any abnormalities observed (at
night) with your family.
* Pray to God for your safety, but don't fold
hands and just pray, while you pray also make an
action. Prayer goes with work.
*Have a checklist of valuable things to ensure
they have all been stowed at safe places.
*Keep your power plant at a safe distance and
use acoustic panels to keep the noise low
*Use window blinds, but ensure they are of strong
material (cos the boys come handy).
* Keep a machete under your bed for defense
* If your window is in a recess, build a pavement
up to a meter high or store some items to reduce
proximity
* Whatever you do, don't panic! Stay calm, think
and act fast.

#Jascon

Sunday 22 November 2015

Help I Cannot Fall In Love!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, lately I have discovered
that I do not have any emotional feeling for girls
and women, some have been bold enough to tell
me to my face that they love me, but I just laugh
it off, I don't feel anything.
After, some break ups, I now see women as
people one shouldn't take serious, just live your
life when you feel like getting married just pick
anyone marry and continue your life all those
romantic stuffs is just fairy tales and only exist in
movies and novels.
I just cannot love. I see it as waste of time!
Any advice for him???
#Sirhot

He Needs Your Advice!!!!

I met a lady in my neighbourhood about 3 years
ago in a friend's birthday party. We exchanged
contacts and started talking as good friends. With
time I started developing feelings and decided to
ask her if we can move the friendship to next
level.
She said no that I am not her type for
relationship, that we are better off as friends that
we were. She said that there are so many
qualities of a man of her dream in which I am no
where near.. Mehn, that statement hurts me so
baaaaad. Then, I just concluded my NYSC and
she was just in her 3rd year in university.
Gradually we stopped contacting each other.
Few months later, I secured employment in one
construction company as a site engr. Withing a
year, God started blessing me with personal
contracts to the extent that I was forced to resign
in the company to manage my contract works....I
visit my parents in the neighbourhood as usual
but never see anything that resemble her all those
while. One day a lady shout out my name when I
was trying to navigate a T-junction in my street
with my newly purchased 2012 Toyota tundra. I
struggled to recognise her cos it has been long
and women changes so fast. After little
discussions, we exchanged contact again. Now
my phone can no longer rest because of her
constant calls.. She is even forcing me to fix a
date for her to visit. This is a lady that allegedly
insults hell out of me when I was poor. Again,
how did I suddenly become her type now when
my stature and look still remain the same.. Pls
advice me pals. Should I take her as girlfriend or
move on with my life?
#Cashcity

Ladies Can You Forgive Your Partner If He Slaps You....

We know that in a heated environment emotions
can run high,some guys that are normally calm
might be tempted to reset the medula oblongata
of their girlfriends/wife and feel very remorseful
after.
Ladies can you forgive and forget the slap?
#Misspicy

15 Tips To Maintain A Healthy Skin....

The skin is the outer protective layer of the body
of any animal including human, it's appearance
could either speak positively (if it is healthy) or
negatively (if it is unhealthy) of the bearer. Hence,
maintaining a healthy skin is very essential as a
human being and this can be achieved by
adopting good skin care and healthy life style
choices which can help delay the natural aging
process and various skin problems. Below are 15
tips to maintain a healthy skin:
1. PROTECT YOUR SKIN FROM THE SUN
One of the most important ways to take care of
your skin is to protect it from the sun. A lifetime
of sun exposure can cause wrinkles, age spots
and other skin problems, as well as increase the
risk of skin cancer.
Use sunscreen: Use a broad-spectrum sunscreen
with an SPF of at least 15. Apply sunscreen
generously, and reapply every two hours or more
often if you're swimming or perspiring.
Seek shade: Avoid the sun between 10 a.m. and 2
p.m., when the sun's rays are strongest.
Wear protective clothing: Cover your skin with
tightly woven long-sleeved shirts, long pants and
wide-brimmed hats. Also consider laundry
additives, which give clothing an additional layer
of ultraviolet protection for a certain number of
washings, or special sun-protective clothing
(which is specifically designed to block ultraviolet
rays).
2. TREAT YOUR SKIN GENTLY
Daily cleansing and shaving can take a toll on
your skin. To keep it gentle:
Limit bath time: Hot water and long showers or
baths remove oils from your skin. Limit your bath
or shower time, and use warm, rather than hot
water.
Avoid strong soaps: Strong soaps and detergents
can strip oil from your skin. Instead, choose mild
cleansers.
Shave carefully: To protect and lubricate your
skin, apply shaving cream, lotion or gel before
shaving. For the closest shave, use a clean, sharp
razor. Shave in the direction the hair grows, not
against it.
Pat dry: After washing or bathing, gently pat or
blot your skin dry with a towel so that some
moisture remains on your skin.
Moisturize dry skin: If your skin is dry, use a
moisturizer that fits your skin type. For daily use,
consider a moisturizer that contains SPF.
3. EAT A HEALTHY DIET
A healthy diet can help you look and feel your
best. Eat plenty of fruits, vegetables, whole grains
and lean proteins. The association between diet
and acne isn't clear, but some research suggests
that a diet rich in vitamin C and low in unhealthy
fats and processed or refined carbohydrates
might promote younger looking skin.
4. QUIT SMOING
Smoking makes your skin look older and
contributes to wrinkles. Smoking narrows the tiny
blood vessels in the outermost layers of skin,
which decreases blood flow. This depletes the
skin of oxygen and nutrients that are important to
skin health.
Smoking also damages collagen and elastin (the
fibers that give your skin strength and elasticity).
In addition, the repetitive facial expressions you
make when smoking (such as pursing your lips
when inhaling and squinting your eyes to keep
out smoke) can contribute to wrinkles. If you
smoke, the best way to protect your skin is to
quit. Ask your doctor for tips or treatments to
help you stop smoking.
5. MANAGE STRESS
Uncontrolled stress can make your skin more
sensitive and trigger acne breakouts and other
skin problems. To encourage healthy skin (and a
healthy state of mind) take steps to manage your
stress. Set reasonable limits, scale back your to-
do list and make time to do the things you enjoy.
The results might be more dramatic than you
expect.
6. DRINK PLENTY OF WATER
Drink plenty of water, your skin is made of water
so therefore, drinking more water will be highly
favourable to the skin.
7. AVOID TOUCHING YOUR FACE MORE OFTEN
Avoid touching your face often. Doing this can
spread serious bacteria that causes your pores to
get irritated from getting on your face.
8. WASH YOUR FACE REGULARLY
Wash your face before you go to bed, and after
you get up in the morning. Before you go to bed,
splash warm water and cold water on your skin.
For better results when you expose yourself to
water on your face let, the liquid air dry. There
can be a bacteria on the towel you use to dry
your face.
9. WASH YOUR PILLOW CASE ALWAYS
Wash your pillow cases often. Doing this can
prevent breakouts (Acne) towards your skin.
10. CLEAN YOUR MAKE-UP BRUSHES
A study have found that most women never wash
their brushes or sponges, even though they collect
dirt and bacteria which can cause breakouts. "You
should wash loose powder brushes every two to
three weeks, and those used to apply foundation
once a week. Mix a couple of drops of gentle
facial cleanser or shampoo and lukewarm water
in a cup, swish your brushes around, rinse with
lukewarm water, pat dry, and lay flat to air dry.
11. SANITIZE YOUR SMARTPHONE
Smart phones you can't keep your hands off of
can get more germ-infested than a toilet in a
public toilet. In fact, the glass touch-screens on
mobile devices are so good at spreading viruses
that sharing them may be almost as bad as
sneezing in someone's face. Here's a scary
thought: All those germs land right on your cheek
and jawline every time you chat away, causing
spots and irritation. To keep your phone (and
face) bacteria-free, wipe it down with an
antibacterial wipe like Clorox Disinfecting Wipes a
few times a day.
12. DROP DAIRY FROM YOUR DIET
"Dairy products (even those that are organic)
contain cow hormones that stimulate your oil
glands and your pores, leading to acne". Beware
of hidden dairy in foods like salad dressing,
protein bars, and shakes. And if you have to go
there, stick to skimmed milk. "The hormones are
concentrated in the fat, so it's your best option."
13. DON'T NEGLECT YOUR NECK AND CHEST
Most of us are guilty of stopping our skincare
routine as soon as we hit our chin. And our
neglected neck and chest take vengeance by
wrinkling, sagging, and displaying dark spots that
beg to be hidden by a turtleneck. The skin on
these areas is thinner, and doesn't have a strong
blood supply, so it doesn't heal well. Plus it's an
area that we often forget to protect with
sunscreen. Use the same products as you would
on your face, but start lightly (every other day)
when applying active ingredients like retinols or
acids since they may cause some initial irritation.
14. STRIP OFF YOUR MAKE UP BEFORE GOING
TO BED
Leaving makeup and dirt on skin doesn't just clog
pores; it can cause excessive dryness and even
skin dandruff. Most makeup contains a sugar-
type molecule that can grow yeast overnigh.
Don't forget to thoroughly remove eye makeup
too because it can lead to bumpy rashes around
the eyes or small white bumps called milia cyst..
Try Rinse-Off Eye Makeup before going to bed.
15. STAY OFF HOT WATER
A steamy shower may feel great, but it's one of
the worst things you can do for your skin. Not
only does the heat strip essential oils, but it
creates a mild burn. Blood vessels respond by
dilating in an effort to cool the skin, causing
flushing and ruddiness. When you're in your
twenties, you can take a hot shower, be red &
swollen and recover in an hour, but in your
thirties, it may take 2 hours. By your forties, your
skin just doesn't have the ability to shrink back
to its original state so you stay ruddy all the
time.

#Chibuzor

Friday 20 November 2015

HumQueen Christmas Hampers via Free Delivery....

HUMQUEEN CHRISTMAS HAMPERS!!!!!
The HumQueen brand which is based in Abuja brings to you an awesome Christmas offer this ember month period.
We want to encourage the spirit of love, togetherness and gift sharing using our HumQueen Christmas Hampers as a way to do that, these hampers will be delivered free of charge within Abuja and its environs.
We deal with both Individual and nd Corporate clients in Abuja, hence the free deliveries.
HumQueen Christmas Hampers can be customized to suit your specifications, ask around about us, we pay attention to details whenever we offer any of our wide range of services.
Even With a slim budget, you can get a HumQueen Christmas Hamper.

NOTE:
•We will need the address where it will be delivered to.

•Delivery Date.

•Message on the greeting cards and any other information you want to include.

•All packages will be delivered according to the information you provide.

•To fulfill your orders and deliveries, payments have to be made first into the Company's Account (Details will be provided when asked for).

•After payment kindly send Your name, Teller number, Amount paid and the HumQueen Christmas Hamper Recipient.

#For More Information/Enquiries/Order Placements :

CALL- 09050351551 or 07066814215.

EMAIL- hqconsultancy2015@gmail.com.

BBM PIN:7F40A80F

Thursday 19 November 2015

Check Us Out On Facebook By Clicking The Link Below....

https://www.facebook.com/HumQueen-consultancy-1920646201493219/

Vacancies At WorldMart Mall Abuja...

WorldMart is a largest Fast-Moving Consumer-
Goods (FMCG) retail platform operating in US and
other countries newly opened in Area 1 Garki
Abuja, seek to deliver highest possible standard of
service by hiring experienced and professional
staff to fill the following positions:
WORLDMART LAUNDRY DEPARTMENT
 Job Title: Laundry Machine Operators
Experience: 2-5yrs of Machine Operation with/or
technical skill in repairing.
 Job Title: Dry Cleaners
Experience: At least 2yrs experience in a big Dry
Cleaning and Laundry Company.
WORLDMART BAKERY DEPARTMENT
 Bakery Manager
 Chef Bakers
 Bakery Workers
 Sales Ladies
Experience: preferred candidates must have
worked with a well known bakery in Nigeria,
Ghana or Togo.
WORLDMART RESTAURANT DEPARTMENT
 Job Title: Chef
Experience: With at least 5yrs working experience
in International and Nigerian dishes.
How to apply:
Interested and qualified candidates should send
their CV to: xzel45@gmail.com or
The General Manager
WorldMart
Behind Conoil Filling Station
Area 1 Garki
Abuja.
Applications closing date: 15th December, 2015.
Note: All positions attract very competitive
packages which are the best in the industry.
#HumQueen Consultancy

Caterers Urgently Needed In A Hotel...


We are in need of the following Personnels for a
Hotel in Lagos.
1. Caterers
The applicants must have a minimum of 1-2
years experience, good communication skills,
ability to work under pressure, pleasant
personality, always alert and the ability to pay
attention to details.
Qualification: Minimum of SSCE
If you think you have what we need kindly send
your CV to royaldees@yahoo.com stating the
position in the subject area.
Deadline: 25th November, 2015.
#HumQueen Consultancy

Wednesday 18 November 2015

Job Vacancies!!!!

MARKETERS NEEDED:
Become a freelance marketer with a Media/Publicity,Ushering and Event Company
(HumQueen Consultancy). Get to make 15% of any business you bring or you know about but have the inability to facilitate or deliver in these areas:
•Publicity/Social Media Publicity.
•Event Decorations.
•Catering Jobs.
•Lighting and Sound for Events.
•Ushering Jobs for Events.
•Events Coverage (Photography and Videography).
•Event Planning .
NOTE:
•You must be located in or around Abuja.
•Having a Degree does not really matter but Charisma and Marketing Capabilities. •You must have had previous experience in marketing.
•You must be very well spoken, smart and have a good sense of style.
-If you are interested kindly get these items ready to email us @ hqconsultancy2015@gmail.com, the items are:
•CV and a full photo of yourself and we will get back to you as soon as we can. Thanks.
           Signed
          Management

Thursday 12 November 2015

HumQueen Decorations in Abuja!!!

We offer Superb Decorations for both Corporate and Social Events i.e Weddings, Seminars etc. With any kinda budget you have, we can make it happen.
HumQueen as a brand is well known in Abuja for the wide range of services it offers, stop hearing about us, enjoy us and understand why people cannot stop talking about us.
Enquiries and Info- +2347066814215 or +2349050351551
BBM- 7F40A80F

Young Boy Diagnosed With Eye Cancer Needs Help!!


The little boy, Masadu Junaid was diagnosed with
cancer of the eye and is currently undergoing
treatment at Usman Dan Fodio Teaching Hospital,
Sokoto. His parents are poor and can't afford the
N7000 a day he needs for drugs. Anyone who
wants to help should please call his dad Junaid
Shuaib on 07034726336. The person who sent
out the info sent she's confirmed that the boy is
really in hospital.

Why Are cases Of Infertility Common With Wealthy Families!!!


You hardly see poor couples praying, fasting,
taking fertility drugs, going for IVF and all that.
They pop babies with ease, why is it that most
cases of inability to conceive is peculiar with the
rich? Is it nature's way of compensating the poor?
#FirstEva

N. B....If you see writing as a hobby,you know how to write short/precise and interesting stuff and you also wanna get your write ups published here, kindly send it to our mail -hqconsultancy2015@gmail.com 

It will be published and you will be given the necessary recognition like
#FirstEva

10 Myths About Introverts!!!


Myth #1 : Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless
they have something to say. They hate small talk.
Get an introvert talking about something they are
interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 : Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to do with being an
Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of
people. What they need is a reason to interact.
They don’t interact for the sake of interacting. If
you want to talk to an Introvert, just start talking.
Don’t worry about being polite.
Myth #3 : Introverts are rude.
Introverts often don’t see a reason for beating
around the bush with social pleasantries. They
want everyone to just be real and honest.
Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in most
settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to
fit in, which they find exhausting.
Myth #4 : Introverts don’t like people.
On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few
friends they have. They can count their close
friends on one hand. If you are lucky enough for
an introvert to consider you a friend, you probably
have a loyal ally for life. Once you have earned
their respect as being a person of substance,
you’re in.
Myth #5 : Introverts don’t like to go out in
public.
Nonsense. Introverts just don’t like to go out in
public FOR AS LONG. They also like to avoid the
complications that are involved in public
activities. They take in data and experiences very
quickly, and as a result, don’t need to be there
for long to “get it.” They’re ready to go home,
recharge, and process it all. In fact, recharging is
absolutely crucial for Introverts.
Myth #6 : Introverts always want to be alone.
Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own
thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They
like to have problems to work on, puzzles to
solve. But they can also get incredibly lonely if
they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries
with. They crave an authentic and sincere
connection with ONE PERSON at a time.
Myth #7 : Introverts are weird.
Introverts are often individualists. They don’t
follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for
their novel ways of living. They think for
themselves and because of that, they often
challenge the norm. They don’t make most
decisions based on what is popular or trendy.
Myth #8 : Introverts are aloof nerds.
Introverts are people who primarily look inward,
paying close attention to their thoughts and
emotions. It’s not that they are incapable of
paying attention to what is going on around them,
it’s just that their inner world is much more
stimulating and rewarding to them.
Myth #9 : Introverts don’t know how to relax and
have fun.
Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not
in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill
seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too
much talking and noise going on, they shut down.
Their brains are too sensitive to the
neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and
Extroverts have different dominant neuro-
pathways. Just look it up.
Myth #10 : Introverts can fix themselves and
become Extroverts.
A world without Introverts would be a world with
few scientists, musicians, artists, poets,
filmmakers, doctors, mathematicians, writers, and
philosophers. That being said, there are still
plenty of techniques an Extrovert can learn in
order to interact with Introverts. (Yes, I reversed
these two terms on purpose to show you how
biased our society is.) Introverts cannot “fix
themselves” and deserve respect for their natural
temperament and contributions to the human
race. In fact, one study (Silverman, 1986) showed
that the percentage of Introverts increases with
IQ.

7 Reasons Why Your Longtime Boyfriend Will Never Marry You!!!!

1. He has enjoyed every part of you :
Nobody likes to eat rice all the time or beans,
consumers always change taste in this case guys
are the consumers. He has been straffing you for
months and years same Kitty-Cat, same boobs.
The guy got to change taste.
2. All you bring is your problem or family's for
discussion :
Most girls do this, when they start a topic it must
be about something the guy has to do for
me,mostly financial problems. Sooner or later the
guy will run away from liability. As if is only girls
that have problem in this world.
3. You have collected the BRIDE PRICE already:
The money some guys spend on a GF is enough to
pay her bride price for 20 consecutive years,
iphone6 price can even build a mansion in her
village.
4. When you keep male friends like movie collection:
There is a probability that out of every 6 male
friends a girl keeps, there is a Side-guy or BF
amongst them.
5. When he discovers how promiscuous you used to be: You used to be runs girl,olosho,slut and suddenly
change when you see him as a special guy, trust
me when he finds out about your dirty past he
will let go and will dump you .
6. When he discovers he is not the true landlord of
the honey-pot :
Guys always have ears around their GF even side-
chick. Whenever he hears you have a main guy
from family and friends. He won't dump you but
turn you to his sex slave and will never marry you.
7. If you are beautiful but dumb : Average looking
girls are more intelligent ( prove me wrong). Men
love beautiful girls with brains. Funny you can't
have them all. Because beautiful ladies are
overwhelmed by their beauty and proposals they
get from admirers which makes them spend more
time on their body than brain.
#DaviyJones

Guys are all this things true, please let us know ooo and ladies what do you think?

N. B....If you see writing as a hobby,you know how to write short/precise and interesting stuff and you also wanna get your write ups published here, kindly send it to our mail -hqconsultancy2015@gmail.com 

It will be published and you will be given the necessary recognition like
#DaviyJones

Why Does Milk Always Finish Before Milo!!!!

N. B....If you see writing as a hobby,you know how to write short/precise and interesting stuff and you also wanna get your write ups published here, kindly send it to our mail -hqconsultancy2015@gmail.com 

It will be published and you will be given the necessary recognition like #UncleOdi

 Seriously till now it baffles me, any ideas why Milk finishes before Milo in the homes of most Nigerian families? #UncleOdi

Mini Sausage Rolls From HumQueen Catering!!!!

Place orders for them in large quantities to serve your different purposes like Picnic Purposes, Conference Purposes, Seminar Purposes and whatever purposes you deem fit....
Free deliveries in Abuja
BBM-7F40A80F or call +2347066814215

HumQueen Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Cocktails !!!!

Info and Enquiries: BBM-7F40A80F or call +2347066814215.

N.B-Our Services are available everywhere in Nigeria, whenever you need us for your weddings, picnics etc.. Get in touch with us. 


House Of Representatives Calling For Censoring Of Social Media!!!!

The official twitter handle of the Nigerian National Assembly tweeted it and when Nigerians reacted, the tweet was deleted. By deleting it, we hope that means they were just joking! 

Is this for real?  Censoring for what?  Don't we have freedom of information?


Wednesday 11 November 2015

Things A Lady Should Not Do In A Man's Presence.

Here are some few immediate turn offs men see
in some ladies:
• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not
to but they really hate when you do it in their
presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man
whom you don’t know to tell you what he thinks
of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.
• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please
try to control your eating habits. Not that we’re
too broke to buy you Food but eating without
Class just because your indoors is disgusting to
say the least!
• Washing of your undies (panties)
Please try to reduce. the amount of times you
wash your undies in our presence. Forget that
popular slang which tends to say that when a
man loves you, he can even wash your undies,
we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s
undies!
• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you say in our
presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to
your language except you want to remain a
GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!
• Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of us. When
we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down
the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and
she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when
she polluted.
• Always watching movies
If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of
not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your
time to once your man is around. We need total
concentration when we are talking to you.
• Fighting
Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel
that one day you will fight his mother.
• I Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always act like you
know everything. When we argue about
sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let
us win sometimes as it would do you no harm
than try to make sure you POV is the most
correct even when its not.
Guys are you kidding me, are all this things true?
#KennyFidel

N. B....If you see writing as a hobby,you know how to write short/precise and interesting stuff and you also wanna get your write ups published here, kindly send it to our mail -hqconsultancy2015@gmail.com
It will be published and you will be given the necessary recognition like-#KennyFidel

REVEALED!!! 8 Professions That Make It Hard For A Lady To Get A Hussy hmmmm...

Here are some professions which may
deprive ladies from finding that right person
to tie the knot. This is due to our societal
belief, prejudice, ethics, and stereotypical
belief.
These professions are listed below;
1. Strippers
This is a profession ladies do at expensive
lounges and bars where they display almost all
the glory of their body for viewers discretion to
enjoy. They say don't judge a book by its cover
but opposite is the case when men spot ladies in
these areas.
However most guys will not consider these
category of ladies for serious relationship let alone
marriage.
2. Prostitution
People often say that getting acquitted to a
prostitute is not a bad idea, but the truth is, how
many men can keep their eyes wide open and take
such a decision. Ladies who go into prostitution
find it very difficult to find husband unless they
hide under the canopy of born again, just as we
see in churches.
3. Marketers
Most men believe that ladies who are into
marketing are promiscuous in nature due to the
unrealistic target set by some organization. These
are category of ladies you see in financial
institution with deflated bosom as if "Olympus
has fallen".
4. Acting/Modelling
Most actresses live exorbitant lifestyles that can
chase guys away. Men often bash female actress
and modellers because they believe that they
always offer their body to producers in a bid to
get famous.
5. Weight Lifters
Many are like "I no fit marry
woman wey go dey beat me for house"
6. Paramilitary and Military Force
As a single lady if you join a paramilitary or
military force, the chances to getting a husband
may be slim because guys will assume such
ladies will possess arrogant behaviour.
7. Alcoholic Drinks Sellers
Ladies who sell alcoholic drinks stand the chance
of being molested by drunkards. A guy hearing his
girlfriend was sexually embarrassed by a drunkard
may dump her.
8. Offshore job
Life at offshore is not easy because the workers
face harsh weather condition like cold, etc even
though their monthly take home is huge. Ladies
who fall under this category of profession seldom
have time for social life as there may be delay in
getting husband.
#KennyFidel

Tonto Is Heavily Pregnant And Will Give Birth Soon!!!

Popular Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh is getting
ready to head to the labour room any moment
from now. According to a reliable Nollywood
insider, the secret behind Tonto Dikeh's hush
hush traditional marriage is her pregnancy.
As at the time of this report, the actress is
preparing to travel to the USA to deliver her first
child. The source said Tonto Dikeh is noticeably
pregnant and twice her size.
We have reported Tonto Dikeh's pregnancy
severally and each time she comes out to deny it
but this time around, she can't deny it because
her 'double belle' is our witness.
congrats to her in advance.

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Reasons why a lady should make the first move on a guy she likes!!!!


We have heard of the stigma that comes with a
lady making a first move on a man and with the
African mentality, a lady would rather wait and
hope that that guy that gives her goose pimples
would just walk up to her and woo her but most
times,this never happens and when the man who
does not catch her fancy comes her way,she will
bark at him so ferociously as if the guy is
responsible for her "timidity"
I have actually sat down to reason deeply about
this issue and i have come to a solid conclusion
that judging from the happenings of today,it will
be a wise thing for a lady to stop waiting and
hoping that one guy she wants will just read her
mind and walk up to her and i would like you all
to see 5 realistic reasons why you should go for
that man if you truly want him rather than wait
and pray he comes your way.
1.Many men are confused and don't know what
they want: Yes many guys are so confused and
this has nothing to do with immaturity. Each day, a
guy sees different ladies of different personalities,
colors,curves and beauty and just when they are
thinking about dating a lady, they see another one
that looks even more alluring to him and on and
on he gets so lost as to which lady to go for even
when he is not sure which one will say yes to him
but when you make the first move,he is likely to
let down his guards and settle for you. Guys love
daring ladies and we find them amusing
2.Takes an extra effort to woo a lady: Don't be
deceived when you see a dude and you start
thinking he has all the ladies in the world after
him because in actual fact, many guys battle with
complex issues teven the sweet looking ones. No
matter how sweet looking a man is, he usually
plans his moves and they know there is a
possibility of you turning them down but maybe
just a sweet flirtatious glance or sweet smile from
you to him will make him more relaxed and feel
more confident to approach you and pour out
those lyrics.
3.Most responsible guys are shy or don't have
that time to woo a lady: The bottom line is that
in most cases,those bold and daring guys that
walk up to you are playboys but the more
reliable,responsible and purposeful guys are shy
or don't even know how to woo a lady or are too
devoted to their career to do that so if you see
that sweet looking dude,just say hi to him and if
he does not catch the drift,he is on his own.
4.Hard to get syndrome: Some ladies still think
playing hard to get is in vogue..I am one guy that
will not bother you again if you give me any
strong NO body language. I believe if you want
me as a friend even if not as a date for a start at
least be friendly with me and don't give me this
appalling attitude. Honestly there are too many
ladies out there for one girl to dey form hard to
get and if i am a lady, i would rather prove hard
to forget rather than hard to get.Many men don't
even bother these days wooing ladies because
they have that mindset that these ladies will end
up forming and are easily drawn towards the ones
that show them a green light.
5.Every lady deserves the man she desires: As
guys,we are cool with the fact that we know what
we want in our lady as regards her physical
appearance and when we see such that meets up,
we simply summon courage and walk up to her
but in the case of a lady,it is expected of her to
just sit and wait in hope that that guy walks up to
her and it is considered improper for her to
express her desire for that guy...how partial and
wicked can this ever get?. I believe that What's
sauce for the goose should also be sauce for the
gander and i believe it is unfair for ladies to just
cry in silence when they see a man they so desire
and who might just desire them with hope that he
makes the first move.
6.Making the first move on a guy is never the
same as throwing yourself sheepishly at him: I
have heard many people use these erroneous
remarks that when a lady makes a first move on
a guy then the guy will not value her or will see
her as sheep...you never jam babe that will make
the first move and will comport herself so well
that the guy will have a rethink and value her
even more than he ever imagined. When you
make a first move on a guy,it does not mean you
will start monkeying over him or be at his beck
and call and yes you can make a first move on a
guy and still deny him sex wella so ladies must
understand that whoring over a guy is a total
different ball game and making a first move is
another.
7.Economy crunch: In-fact in Nigeria, this has
become number one deterrent as many guys have
lost hope of ever getting a girl to truly desire
them because to these,they will always believe its
about money and not love. You will be amazed
that the guy you are so much into is also deeply
attracted to you but he has been thinking about
his pocket and asking himself how on earth will
he be able to meet up with "your standard"
especially if you are the high class babe. But if you
just show that guy a little encouragement,he just
might overcome this thought and make that
move.
The truth is that making a first move on a man
can be done tactically and does not really mean
throwing yourself at him or opening your legs for
him to take undo advantage of you but you can
go for the man you want and still maintain your
dignity and he will respect you all the way.

Amazing Facts About Love!!!!

Love is a wonderful and exciting feeling. Because
of love we are able to lose reason, to see the
world through pink glasses, to neglect our friends
and even to start wars.
Love is the most spontaneous and the most
precious thing that will happen in everyone’s life.
We exist to love and to be loved. Everybody has
his own opinion about the meaning of love
Whether you’re in a relationship, married or single
– these love facts will remind you why love is the
most important thing in life!
Fact #1
Men who kiss their partners in the morning, live
five years longer than those who don’t do that.
Fact #2
The oldest known song was a love song. A group
of Czech archaeologists found evidence in
Abu Sir, that the oldest song in the world was
with a love theme.
Fact #3
Feminists are far more likely to be in a romantic
relationship than other women.
Fact #4
When people tell how they fell in love, as some
rule they all believe that the process was out of
their control.
Fact #5
Falling in love can cause calming effects on the
body and the mind. This enhances memory and
nervous system in general.
Fact #6
The feeling of love can cause stress similar to
that which occurs in fear. Pupils spread, palms
sweat and heart rate accelerates.
Fact #7
Scan the brains of people who see pictures of
their loved ones, showed that the pictures
activate the part of the brain who is associated
with longing.
Fact #8
Women of the Tiwi tribe on the South Pacific are
married as soon as they are born.
Fact #9
The tradition of giving a diamond engagement
ring comes from Austrian Archduke Maximilian
who in the 15th century, gave such ring to his
beloved Mary of Burgundy.
Fact #10
Approximately 43% of women do not want men to
stop messages and letters with the words ‘I love
you’ unless they are willing to seriously commit
to this relationship.
Fact #11
The new couples in love produce decreased levels
of the hormone serotonin, as in people with
compulsive – obsessive disorder. Maybe that is
the reason why we become so obsessed with
someone at the beginning of the relationship.
Fact #12
Each year on St. Valentines in Verona arrive
thousands of letters addressed to Romeo and
Juliet.
Fact #13
If we get “dumped”, we love even more the
person who dumped us. That is a consequence of
a specific biochemical reaction in the brain.
Fact #14
Why are there so many romances that happen in
the workplace? Because love depends mostly on
the common spent time and proximity.
Fact #15
One of five long-term relationships began while
one partner was still in a relationship with
someone else.
Fact #16
It is said that love hurts, but romantic
relationship can make happy both men and
women.
Fact #17
65% of people when kissing tilt the head to the
right to avoid hitting the noses.
Fact #18
Women who read romance novels have sex twice
more than those who don’t do that.
Fact #19
It has been discovered that 85% of men who died
of heart attack during sexual intercourse with their
spouse, had affairs with other women.
Fact #20
According to one mathematical theory, we should
date 12 people before we choose our life partner,
because on that way chances are high that we
will make the best possible choice.
Fact #21
The most popular song for couples for their first
dance on the wedding is the song „Everything I
do“ by Brian Adams.
Fact #22
Two of five people marry their first love. 60% of
these marriages have proved successful.
Fact #23
The Guinness record for longest marriage was 85
years.
Fact #24
The most romantic song of all time is „Unchained
Melody“ by Righteous Brothers.
Fact #25
The character of the people in a relationship
changes to become more similar to the character
of the partner. It is believed that people who are
in a relationship start to resemble each other.

Sunday 8 November 2015

Recent Pictures of Ngozi Nwosu-Nollywood Veteran Actress..


Veteran Nollywood actress Ngozi Nwosu was
recently spotted with her friends at the birthday of
a friend.
It is nice to know that the actress who was
diagnosed with a kidney related ailment is still
medically stable after her treatment in United
Kingdom.

Airtel has introduced 100# for 1GB Weekend Data Plan...

AIRTEL users!! AIRTEL Nigeria has just introduced
weekend data bundle capped at 1024mb (1gb) for
just #100 only..
Dial *474*1# to activate!
Dial *140# to check data. It can be used only on
weekends (Friday - Sunday).
You can now download whatever you want to
download and stream online.
Thanks to Airtel.

Buhari is not Clueless but Hepless-Tunde Bakare

The Serving Overseer of the Latter Rain Assembly,
Dr. Tunde Bakare, has said President
Muhammadu Buhari’s administration cannot be
described as clueless as the Goodluck Jonathan
government was so termed for its inability to
tackle insurgency.
He stated that the Buhari administration could
only be termed ‘helpless’ because it made some
inroads into the Boko Haram menace.
Bakare, who spoke on a recorded interview on
Channels television, monitored by our
correspondent on Sunday, stated that the current
administration had appointed new service chiefs
and sought cooperation from neighbouring
countries in a bid to win the war against
insurgency.
He said, “President Buhari’s administration is not
clueless but helpless on the issue of insecurity.
He met with neighbouring countries, changed
service chiefs and formed ties with the leaders of
the Western nations to seek their support in
tackling insurgency. That is why we must all rise
up to support his administration.”
According to him, the December deadline set by
the President to end insurgency in the country is
only an optimistic date meant to renew efforts at
battling Boko Haram and support those waging
war against insurgency.
Bakare further said the list of the President’s
ministers was worth the wait, noting that he
carefully chose those he wished to work with him.
He said, “Buhari took his time to choose the
ministers. If anyone says they are not the best or
competent, the person should tell me the charges
against them in court. Are those nominated
competent? Are they Nigerians? I know that there
is federal character. If you don’t have those you
want, you pick those available. The President has
said not all of them will have portfolios. If our
constitution says we must have 36 ministers and
we don’t have the resources to pay them, it is
time to change that constitution.”
The clergyman also said some of the people the
President chose as ministers nearly laid down
their lives to see him become president.
“See the case of Rotimi Amaechi with all the
battles he fought with the past administration. I
do not also see any horse-trading in their
screening and confirmation by the Senate,” he
said.
While urging Nigerians to give the President more
time to deliver on his electoral promises, he
added that he was sure the President would not
take that to mean the people desired to give him
forever to do that.
#PUNCH

This Girl Is Missing!!! Help find her, spread the word...

15 year old Wasilat Oyewole pictured above has
been missing since yesterday November 7th.
Anyone with useful information should contact
08038091684.

Wednesday 4 November 2015

ARE GIRLS REALLY CAR FREAKS!!!

Today my uncle sent me on an errand at shoprite.
I left with one his exotic cars, a G wagon per
say... immediately I drove into the rite compound,
I noticed a couple of girls entering the compound
on foot. I drove up and parked and alighted the
car. I wasn't trying to show off sha cause I was
in a hurry and no be today I start to dey drive or
feel myself inside motor.. Lol
Immediately I came down, see looku looku. I
entered the building, going straight to the
cosmetic section to buy one sebamed product, it
was for my uncle's wife sha. The man forgot to
get it the last time he came. The alleged group of
girls entered the section too and started giving
me the eye n I noticed them. I was like guy, form
finish work here o so I picked my phone and
started "Hello Sir, good afternoon. Yea, am
through with the design.. it's around 377mm^2
area of steel @ 300 c/c spacing. The governor
agreed to the bill. Oh.. it's a 750 work o. Yea,
I've got the alert, they paid me 50M today n I'll
be going to see the contractor. Ok sir, bye" oh
boy, I could sense the unsettled minds around
me.. one of them came up to the cashier's
counter and I glanced and smiled at her n she
said hello. We started talking and at the end of
the day, I ended up paying 3.5k for her stuff.
We walked outside together and lo' her friends
were already standing beside the car waiting for
us n taking some shots. I asked where they were
going n it appeared that it was just along the
road to where I was heading so I gave them a
ride. They took like a million shots inside the car
with impunity.
I've received like 7 calls from the girl today each
ending with hope to see you again cutie..
Actually, I've done this like a countless number of
times but after I avoid them cause am not a bad
boy yet.
#Rehpotsirh

How can you break up with a guy because you caught him watching CARTOON!!!!

Cannot believe i lost the love of my life because she caught me watching cartoons? Please guys he is still in shock, help him out.....
#Hardey

How can a chic break up with her boyfriend  because she caught him watching cartoons?  After dating for 4 years, some girls sha!!!!

Tuesday 3 November 2015

Do you prefer bleached skin, black skin or brown skin???

Girls are of the opinion that guys love girls who are fair so they all wanna be fair and they bleach lolz... Guys which one do you really prefer? And i wonder why girls wanna please guys self and cannot love their God given complexion....They end up pleasing guys and later regretting they bleached due to the side effects.... Abeg guys which one do you really prefer,this is about you now not GIRLS!!!!

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Saturday 31 October 2015

7 Tips to talk to your CRUSH as a shy guy!!!

Talking to your crush can be very
scary and very intimidating. This article
will teach you 10 best steps and you’ll
soon be talking with your crush easily!
1. Always have confidence, even if you
are shy. Be proud of who you are! 2. Always
feel cute! Having excellent
hygiene will help you achieve that
feeling. Brush your teeth, take a
shower every day, etc.
3. Be yourself when speaking with
your crush. Your crush will not like you if you
pretend to be someone you’re
not. Don’t be ashamed of who you are
– don’t try to hide yourself!
4. If you are passing in the hallways,
just try to get the courage to greet
them and smile cheerfully. There is nothing
more powerful than a
genuine, acknowledging smile. Eye
contact is also very important in this
step.
If you have a crush on a girl,
compliment her outfit or compliment her on
things she does in class as well,
or something you know she did like an
event or win an award.
This is also applicable to guys. Things
like this will boost their ego and make
them feel great about themselves. 5. Talk
about interesting things.. If you
expand your knowledge to a variety
of topics, you’ll have lots to talk about
with your crush!
If you don’t know any interesting
topic, you can read some blogs or check the
news. Read magazines,
books, watch TV, have adventures,
listen to different music, and watch
different movies.
6. Don’t ever lie to your crush. Be
truthful. Do not lie. If you lie to the person
you like, they will find out
eventually and never respect you for
it.
7. Don’t ever give your crush mean
looks or anything to draw attention
unless he/she knows you’re joking with
them. When you do tease or joke
with them, make sure it’s obvious and
that you don’t really mean it. Too much
teasing may lead to hurt feelings and a
sour relationship oh! so, keep your
teasing to a minimum..tease them only
about things you know that they won’t
mind.
8. Stay away from bad habits. If you
have any bad habits while talking to
your crush, you’ll be at a downside. Try
to be yourself, but avoid cursing excessively.
Keep your conversations
innocent, clean, but entertaining in a
positive way.
9. When you are ready to talk to your
crush, try to dress in a way that will
boost your confidence and make you feel
comfortable. It will make things a
whole lot easier on you.
TIP: Try wearing an outfit that your
crush once complimented
10. Now that you’ve talked to your
crush for sometime, finally come out with
saying you like him/her, but don’t
say the exact line! Your line should be
something like a hint, but big and clear
enough that your crush will get the
point and understand. Come up with
something original: Please don’t use “um”
and “ah” too
much. It will make your crush think
that you’re too shy!
When confessing your crush on them,
let them know about it with
confidence. Everyone likes someone with
confidence – the more
confidence, the better.
And.. Don’t be too confident!
Don’t sound like you have practiced
the line. One to three “um” or “ah” will
make it sound more natural – stick them in
appropriate places!
Have eye contact when you’re telling
your crush you like him/her. It will
make you appear more confident and
it makes you look bold!
Finally, If your crush likes you back, then ask
him/her out! However, if your
crush doesn’t feel the same about you,
it’s Okay. There are plenty of people
out there!
The right person is out there, waiting
for you to come around the corner. Move on!
WARNING!
-Do not leave it too long! If you do,
some other guy might get her before
you do, that is an awful feeling.
-Having your friends talk to him/her for you
can be awkward for the guy/
lady; it is best to just talk with him/her
yourself.
-Do not be rude if your crush doesn’t
like you back. It isn’t fair to them that
you are giving them mean looks and are rude
to them just because they are
not interested in you.

10 disgusting things guys do when desperately searching for GIRLFRIENDS!!!

This write-up focuses on the things that
single guys do when desperately
searching for girlfriends
1. They Are
Extremely Caring: I have witnessed a scene
when my close
friend saw a random lady walking in the
rain and he rushed to her, gave his
umbrella to her and started walking in the
rain. (I was like OMG!!!!). The lady in
question later did not give out her digits. She
said “Thanks for helping me but
sadly  I don’t give my number to
strangers”
2. He Risks His Life: He lives in
Lagos while she lives in
Maiduguri and he’s so eager to meet
someone he barely knows, at the expense
of risking his life. You keep wondering why
one will have to travel for about 24 hours
on road just for a visit. This is typical
desperation & abnormality.
3. They Run After
Random Ladies
On The Streets: The pace at which some
desperate young
niggas run after random ladies on the
street is even more than the pace at which
Usain Bolt takes off during 100 metres
race.
4. Notice Me Character : Take for
example, a guy sits beside a
random lady and will quickly bring out his
curve 2, puts his earpiece on the ear and
starts singing loud. This is to show his
taste in music. Funny enough, when the
babe brings out her own Z10, he quickly
shyly put his phone into his pocket 5. They
Quickly Grab Opportunities: In a situation
when a guy mistakenly dials
a wrong number and a lady with an angelic
voice picks it, and the guy in question
finds out that he had dialed a wrong
number, he will drop the call. Funny
enough, he will call back few minutes later
wanting to know more of the girl
6. They
Collect PINs Of Random
Ladies : YES some desperate dudes collect
PINs
from their friends. They are like, “guy
abeg you get any sure babe for your
BBM?. Abeg I no need the one wey go
dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha
8. Forcing Themselves On Ladies The
truth must be revealed here. You
message a lady once or twice and she
fails to reply your message. Despite the
fact that you know that it is an indication
that she doesn’t feel you, only to start
begging her to reply your messages. 9. They
Purposely Attend Youth
Programmes You will see them attending
Youth &
Singles programmes because they know
that so many babes will also be attending
10. They Are Overly Nice: They are overly nice
to the female folks.
For example, a random lady sends
facebook request and after accepting the
request, he will start gracing the floor
thanking her for sending him friend
request.
Choi some guys na wa ooo....
#Richie

Why some guys prefer Prostitutes over Clean Girls!!!!

My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer
prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking
session i was able to give her five reasons why i
think some men prefer the women of low virtue.
she
couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt
i
should share these reasons here. Before i do that,
let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only depends if
they are:
WILD prostitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes.
The wild ones are the ones that stands in the
hotels for commercial s*x trade while the
domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we
keep at home with the false impression that we
have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but
unfortunately when we are away they sneak out
to have s*x with other guys and sugar daddies,
now tell me how are they different from the
roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same
thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your
wife sleeps
around with Chief when you are not in town, then
you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So
don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild
prostitutes
in hotels because you are in their shoes too. now
the 5
reasons some men refer prostitutes are;
1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember
her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You
don’t also have to take care of her
responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying
for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum
s*x for a little fee which cannot be compared to
the expenses we spend on our so-called clean
babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t
let him touch her or even talk to her because he
didn’t give her a particular amount of money she
requested. If this young man must give her that
money before he would touch her then what is
the difference between her and the prostitute out
there?
2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of
prostitutes because non of them would come
back
telling you they are pregnant.
3. prostitutes won’t compel you to get married
to them as the last thing
on their mind is marriage.
4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called
clean babes. This is because  every man thinks her
job is risky so there is need to protect himself
with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep
with her but with a condom but with the so-
called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka
thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a
condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and
do it with her again without using a condom and
Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he
too goes without a condom and at the end she
has 100 men who have slept with her without
condom yet she still parades herself as the
homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and
the cycle continues. What a shame!
5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy
them, they would do anything to satisfy you and
make you come for them again unlike the clean
homely babes who expect you to take them to
cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and
spread their legs like frozen chicken. Now, with
the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go
for prostitutes, tell me! NOTE: I have never slept
with a prostitute (i mean WILD prostitute) before, believe it
or
not, neither do i encouraged the act of
prostitution, i
just felt i should look at the issues from the
perspective of men who are into the act.
#Iceberghill

9 Important Questions About Masturbation!!!!

The effect of masturbation is almost like that of
normal sex. It leads to very strong orgasms if
done right. Sometimes, it can even be more
intense and enjoyable because you don’t have to
think about what the partner feels and there is
also no shame.
Masturbation is the self-stimulation of the sex
organs and other erogenous body parts for the
purpose of pleasure, usually leading to or
targeting orgasm.
Simply put, it is having solo sex by touching
yourself.
Many people masturbate, and it has been
described as the only form of sex with zero risk of
sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted
pregnancy.
It is believed that masturbation has no identifiable
physical, psychological, or emotional harmful –
unless it becomes an addiction.
For many people, it starts as private self-
exploration before real sexual activity.
It can also be healthy way to express and explore
one’s sexuality and to release sexual tension
without necessarily having intercourse, thereby
escaping the risks.
Is Masturbation safe? Yes, it has been said to be
the safest form of sex because it is not possible
to get an STD or get pregnant by touching
yourself. Unlike in other sex, you cannot be
cheated or abused since it you and you alone.
Is Masturbation evil? No, there are differing
opinions about the act, especially based on
religion and morality. But health experts have
described it as normal and it is a personal choice
anyone can make. Its evil status is only so
defined by some religious labelings.
How common is Masturbation? It is very
common among youths and adults. It has been
stated that 95% of all people, male and female
masturbate with a degree of frequency. Sex wise,
some surveys state that about 90% of men and
65% of women do it.
Do girls Masturbate? Members of both sexes
masturbate. Surveys have shown that more men/
boys masturbate but this could be due to the fact
that women hardly talk about masturbating. One
survey says about 59% of women age 18 and
younger have masturbated.
Are there any risks in masturbating? Though
there is no direct risk of masturbation, doing it
too frequently can lead to erectile dysfunction,
pain in the joystick and premature expulsion.
How Do You Masturbate? There is no one way to
masturbate. Basically, you touch yourself in
places that give you pleasure – with or without a
intimacy gadget – until you reach a peak of
sexual pleasure.
Is masturbation sexually rewarding? The effect of
masturbation is almost like that of normal sex. It
leads to very strong orgasms if done right.
Sometimes, it can even be more intense and
enjoyable because you don’t have to think about
what the partner feels and there is also no
shame. The privacy of it sometimes gives and
added excitement.
Is Masturbation a kind of Sex? Yes, because you
get the same reward as sex. Once you get sexual
pleasure from an act, then it is sex. So
masturbation is sex
Can one masturbate and still be a virgin? Unless
a intimacy gadget, like a Love Machine or
Romance-Machine, is inserted into a vagina, it
can be safely assumed that the hymen is still in
place, meaning the person is still a virgin. But
people have differing definition of virginity. So it
depends on the person in question.

7 Things You Probably Do Not Know About FRIDAY!!!

1. The name “Friday” originates from
the Norse goddess Freya.
The day was devoted to the goddess
of fertility, Freya – Freitag – Friday. We
have no reliable information on whether
this is a good day for… making babies. We know
that babies have the highest
probability of being born in the middle of
the week. 2. Friday is sometimes also called
POETS Day.
The abbreviation comes from “Piss Off
Early Tomorrow’s Saturday”. 3. In astrology,
Friday is connected to
the planet Venus.
The symbol for Friday is also that of a
woman (♀). 4. On Black Friday, an astonishing
12%
of consumers are under theinfluence
of alcohol.
That might go a way to explain why
Black Friday in the USA is the biggest
shopping day, outdoing the day before Christmas
by a wide margin. 5. If you are scared of Friday
the 13th,
you may
haveparaskavedekatriaphobia.
That is the scientific term for your fear.
Friday the 13th is very costly for
society – according to research by psychologist
Donald Dossey America
looses $ 900 as a result of productivity
decline. It costs to be superstitious! 6. Friday is a
day off for all Muslims.
This is the day on which the world is to
come to an end according to Islam. 7. In
maritime circles, it has long been
considered unlucky to begin a voyage
on a Friday.
So much so, that there circulates a
story about a ship named HMS Friday: “Sometime
in the 19th century, the
Royal Navy attempted to finally dispel
the old superstition among sailors that
beginning a voyage on a Friday was
certain to bring bad luck. To
demonstrate the falseness of this belief, they
decided to commission a
ship named HMS Friday. Her keel was
laid on a Friday, she was launched on a
Friday, and she set sail on her maiden
voyage on Friday the 13th, under the
command of a Captain James Friday. She was
never seen or heard from
again.
#StoryQueen

The Great Fear: Nigerian Spinsters!!!!


Do you know that 7 out of 10 ladies have
struggled all their life right from childhood to
adulthood? Will you blame such ladies if they
refuse to marry a man who can not boast of an
income good enough to manage a family?
The economy of this country has made it so
difficult that even a man that makes 150k a
month dares not think about marriage considering
the way it is celebrated in Nigeria and by the time
you remove monthly expenses from your 150k you
wil be left with little or nothing hence saving for a
wedding ceremony wil not even come to mind.
Now lets ask ourselves,how many men even in
their 30's have jobs paying 100k and above? How
many are even gainfully employed?
8 out of 10 ladies have no reason been single
even at 25yrs of age YES you read right but the
issue is with these ladies.
A typical Nigerian lady will state all she wants in
a man but even if she hides the "Must be
financially ok" part,it is very apparent that the
financial aspect to her is even more important
than the guy being GOD fearing. So in the past,
they have probably had guys that are seen as
poor by them practically asking them to be their
wife but because by her standard,the guy is not
financially ok enough,ITS A NO and gradually they
get older.
So the bottom line is that 8 out of 10 ladies want
a "financially ok guy" and in Nigeria of
today,just 2 out of 10 guys are financially ok so
the 8 ladies flock around these two guys and
because these 2 guys now realize they are hot
cakes,they just play around with these 8 ladies
and dump them for other fresh ladies and these
ladies who are desperately looking for a
financially stable guy to marry ends up becoming
single and searching again after wasting their
time with these 2 guys with the hope that these 2
guys will marry the 8 ladies and the never ending
crazy circle continues.
This is why i fear for Many Nigerian spinsters and
until they make up their mind to start a life with a
man even if he still struggling, we will continue to
have crazy increase in the number of averaged
single ladies.
#Toks

Thursday 29 October 2015

Abuja Dance to keep fit.... KRUMP STUDIOS

Come and meet people, dance with them for fun, dance to keep fit with family and friends..... Infact come and win lots of prizes too as you dance...
#KRUMP
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China ends the One Child Policy at last!!!!

Women Changing to Men!!!!

Why is it that only Males want to Change to Females but Females choose to stay the same?  Have you heard of any Woman saying she wants to change to a Man?
#Transgender

Do You Know This Boy? He needs his family...

Please do you know this boy, his family or relative?
Please call 0805 920 9345 HELP SPREAD THE
MESSAGE! They had an accident in J5 vehicle from
lagos, he is the only survivor. Thank God for him... Hmmm it is well!!!!

OMG, Nicky Minaj is now a TRANSGENDER!!!!

Really???

Why is it hard to ask a close friend out? Help Hardey Out?


I have experienced lots and i have heard lots. A
lot seem the same. My best friend, my close
friend, my confidant, my college father, my brother
in the lord, my daddy, my family member... All
these names, we got called. Now falling in love
with people who call you these names, it seems
hard to express such feelings. I fell in love with
my college daughter and presently don't know
how to make it known to her. We've got too
close that i don't know how to tell her.. Why is it
hard? Anything you think could make a way?
#Hardey

Amazing and Interesting Facts about Men!!!!

AMAZING AND INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT MEN
1. There is a method to find out whether your
boyfriend is unfaithful or not. Find out your
boyfriend’s IQ, studies show that unfaithful men
have lower IQ’s.
2. It is funny to know that staring at women, men
spend almost a year of their lives.
3. This is horrifying!! Half of all women who die
from homicides are killed by former or current
partners or husbands.
4. Men are liars, they lie 6 times a day on an
average, where as women lie 3 times a day.
5. Men will be worried to know that 50% is their
lifetime risk of developing cancer.
6. If you’re a man, better not to put your laptop
on your lap – if it feels hot, it may cause
infertility.
7. How much time do you spend for shaving?
Studies show that on an average a man spends
almost six months shaving in his lifetime .
8. It is interesting to know that men with shaved
heads are perceived 13% stronger and as an inch
taller than men with hair.
9. Have you ever observed that men with higher
levels of satisfaction with their marriages have
attractive wives according to a study.
10. You will be surprised to hear that a 99-year-
old man divorced after 77 years of marriage. He
divorced his 96- year-old wife because he had
discovered about an affair she had in the 1940’s.
11. This one is weird! In India , a man married a
dog .
12. A man bought a house in 2013, next to his
ex-wife just to install a giant middle finger statue
so that she would see it everyday.
13. Smoking causes impotence in men.Hope you
quit smoking after reading this.
14. Do you know that men were the first to wear
high heels, women began wearing them to look
more masculine.
15. It is difficult to believe that men are more
likely to commit suicide than women, in countries
such as Russia and Brazil , these rates among
men are up to six times higher than those for
women.
16. The first Father’s day celebration was held on
June 19,1910 in the U.S., in Spokane,
Washington, and was conceived by Sondra Dodd.
After listening about Mother’s Day , Dodd wished
to have Father’s day for recognition for her father
as well.
17. Approximately there are 64.3 million fathers in
U.S.A out of 151 million men currently living.
18. It is interesting to know that adult male has
about 50% less body fat and 50% more muscle
mass than the average adult female.
19. Males are more likely targets to both male
and female offenders.Men are 10 times more
likely to commit murder and men are four times
more likely to be murdered than women,
according to the U.S. Department of Justice.
20. Higher levels of testosterone in men and boys
cause greater levels of competition, aggression,
self-reliance and self-assertion than in women.
21. Men abuse drugs and alcohol more than
women!!Men are nearly two times more likely
than women to abuse recreational drugs like
cocaine and marijuana and thrice as likely to
abuse alcohol.
22. Men account for more on-the-job fatalities,
they account 94% of all on- the-job fatalities and
men currently represent 50% of the U.S.
workforce.
23. Boys are more likely to be diagnosed with
attention deficit and hyperactivity disorder than
girls, the chances are three times more likely for
these disorders.
24. Teenage boys represent more than 75% of the
children referred to special education in the U.S.
and are four times more likely than girls to drop
out of school.
25. Girls are less likely to be diagnosed with
autistic spectrum disorder than boys, which is
around 3 to 4 times.
26. The symbol for the planet Mars , a circle with
a small arrow protruding from it, is also the
biological symbol for the male sex.
27. This one is interesting- For the first six weeks
after conception, all human embryos develop as a
default female child. After the sixth week of
development, the SRY gene on the Y chromosome
will begin to produce androgen, primarily
testosterone that inhibits the further development
of female characteristics and encourages the
development of male characteristics if the embryo
is male.
28. Approximately 33% of men have been
circumcised, worldwide. In the U.S. approximately
56% of boy babies born are circumcised at birth,
which is declining.
29. While both girls’ and boys’ voices will change
dramatically during puberty, there is dramatic
change in a boy’s voice, sometimes dropping a
whole octave in tone.
30. Boys experience puberty between the ages of
12 and 14 typically, a time in which the growth
spurt occur, the secondary sex characteristics
develop to begin and the voice changes to its
lower timbre and puberty occurs later in girls of
the same age group.
31. The brains of adult men are larger in total
size than the brains of women, which is around
10%. This is because men generally have more
muscle mass and a larger stature than women,
their brains require more neurons to control the
body.
32. Scientists have discovered that women’s and
men’s brain function somewhat differently. Men
tend to use only one side of their brain at a time,
when focused on a task, devoting all of their
concentration and attention to the task at hand.
On the other hand, women, tend to use both sides
of brain at the same time, making them adept at
multitasking.
33. 1 out of 4 men love to spend their loose
change on Chinese takeaway.
34. Most of the young men feel that a large pay
check and career success is one of the most
important things in life, which is around 59%.
35. Most men today think that they have it harder
than previous generations did, but it is not true.