This write-up focuses on the things that
single guys do when desperately
searching for girlfriends
1. They Are
Extremely Caring: I have witnessed a scene
when my close
friend saw a random lady walking in the
rain and he rushed to her, gave his
umbrella to her and started walking in the
rain. (I was like OMG!!!!). The lady in
question later did not give out her digits. She
said “Thanks for helping me but
sadly I don’t give my number to
strangers”
2. He Risks His Life: He lives in
Lagos while she lives in
Maiduguri and he’s so eager to meet
someone he barely knows, at the expense
of risking his life. You keep wondering why
one will have to travel for about 24 hours
on road just for a visit. This is typical
desperation & abnormality.
3. They Run After
Random Ladies
On The Streets: The pace at which some
desperate young
niggas run after random ladies on the
street is even more than the pace at which
Usain Bolt takes off during 100 metres
race.
4. Notice Me Character : Take for
example, a guy sits beside a
random lady and will quickly bring out his
curve 2, puts his earpiece on the ear and
starts singing loud. This is to show his
taste in music. Funny enough, when the
babe brings out her own Z10, he quickly
shyly put his phone into his pocket 5. They
Quickly Grab Opportunities: In a situation
when a guy mistakenly dials
a wrong number and a lady with an angelic
voice picks it, and the guy in question
finds out that he had dialed a wrong
number, he will drop the call. Funny
enough, he will call back few minutes later
wanting to know more of the girl
6. They
Collect PINs Of Random
Ladies : YES some desperate dudes collect
PINs
from their friends. They are like, “guy
abeg you get any sure babe for your
BBM?. Abeg I no need the one wey go
dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha
8. Forcing Themselves On Ladies The
truth must be revealed here. You
message a lady once or twice and she
fails to reply your message. Despite the
fact that you know that it is an indication
that she doesn’t feel you, only to start
begging her to reply your messages. 9. They
Purposely Attend Youth
Programmes You will see them attending
Youth &
Singles programmes because they know
that so many babes will also be attending
10. They Are Overly Nice: They are overly nice
to the female folks.
For example, a random lady sends
facebook request and after accepting the
request, he will start gracing the floor
thanking her for sending him friend
request.
Choi some guys na wa ooo....
#Richie
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